Sunday, 26 June 2016

Bitchin' Pics and Barnes & Noble

It has been a productive week on the book side of things! Not only am I now Barnes and Noble official and you can pre-order the novel from their website, but my author copies came in. Here are some sneak peeks of my attractive novel. I'm planning to take her down to the beach and take pics with the ocean and all that good stuff.
On my rainbow bookshelves.

Me trying to look profound.

The socks have flamingos being abducted by aliens on them.
  
It's a cluster-fuck of awesome.

If any of you have amazing zooming abilities, here's a sneak peak of page one.

So that's what it looks like! She's a beauty. And if the week couldn't get any better, a few days ago I went to a place that had 72 types of waffles and tomorrow I'm going somewhere with 40 types of french toast. Because I live in the diner capital of America when I'm not in England.
Rock on and remember to keep entering the contest!

Monday, 20 June 2016

Win! Win! Win! Free things are fun!


So my novel We Awaken is coming out on July 14. It features two female, asexual protagonists and is just as cheesy as you'd want a YA fantasy novel to be. Because I believe in happy endings and happiness in general, here is a giveaway for all my lovely readers and readers-to-be! I am giving away two physical copies of my novel plus five digital copies and some swaggy bookmarks.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE.

In order to sweeten the deal even more, I'm throwing a $10 Barnes and Noble gift-card into the mix. Because you deserve it. You can enter here:
a Rafflecopter giveaway
Wanna hear some more about my book? Well here's the synopsis:

Victoria Dinham doesn’t have much left to look forward to. Since her father died in a car accident, she lives only to fulfill her dream of being accepted into the Manhattan Dance Conservatory. But soon she finds another reason to look forward to dreams when she encounters an otherworldly girl named Ashlinn, who bears a message from Victoria’s comatose brother. Ashlinn is tasked with conjuring pleasant dreams for humans, and through the course of their nightly meetings in Victoria’s mind, the two become close. Ashlinn also helps Victoria understand asexuality and realize that she, too, is asexual.

But then Victoria needs Ashlinn’s aid outside the realm of dreams, and Ashlinn assumes human form to help Victoria make it to her dance audition. They take the opportunity to explore New York City, their feelings for each other, and the nature of their shared asexuality. But like any dream, it’s too good to last. Ashlinn must shrug off her human guise and resume her duties creating pleasant nighttime visions—or all of humanity will pay the price.

Good luck and stay stellar!

Saturday, 18 June 2016

This Is My Mourning

This is my serious post. Don't expect them too frequently. This occasion merits one, though.

My recurring nightmares all contain shootings. They are a common fear but an accepted fact of life for most American teenagers. We have grown up in a post-9/11 society where it seems necessary to be careful with the emotions of others not because we are good people, but for fear they will shoot up the school if we do otherwise. 

I spend the majority of my time living in London now and it has shown me that life doesn’t have to be this way. Telling Europeans about how we had drills for active shooters in school left them horrified. What kind of country would such a thing be necessary in? I just want to wake up to a world where there isn’t a mass shooting or an unarmed black boy getting gunned down on a near daily basis.

There are a few general arguments for why people think the right to bear arms is acceptable. One of them is the cliched guns don’t kill people, people kill people. Guns certainly don’t help the matter, though. How is it that Mateen was able to purchase all of his weapons from a local, federally licensed shop regardless of being on two federal watch lists? This was an approved sale. Even if there isn’t a complete eradication of guns, tighter restrictions need to be put in place. The purpose of guns is destruction and they were legally put in the hands of a suspicious character who became a mass murderer.

Another argument for the owning of firearms is self defense. This is easily contradicted by a study on nearly 200 cases done in Atlanta showing that home invaders were twice as likely to obtain any weapons in the house and use them violently than the owner’s were to actually use the gun in self defense. People try to divert the attention from guns being a major issue by speaking only of terrorism as the cause of the Orlando massacre. Shifting the focus doesn’t eliminate the fact that 85% of terrorist-caused deaths after 9/11 have been shootings. Propaganda videos released by members of Al Qaeda have expressed how easy it is to get guns in America and encourage members in the West to use this fact to their advantage. We are simplifying the work of terrorists for them.

There is an outrageous amount of proof that stricter gun laws reduce the amount of gun-related deaths. That should be common sense, but if you don’t believe it, allow me to hit you with a few statistics about what the rest of the world is doing right. The big example is Australia. They banned firearms and even bought back guns after a mass shooting in 1996. Since then, there have been no gun related mass killings whatsoever and the firearms death rate dropped 56%. It’s infuriating that we look at this statistic and don’t learn anything from it. For every one million people in the United States there are slightly more than 106 gun deaths. In the UK, there’s only slightly more than 2 for every one million people. We are the number one in developed nations for both firearms per capita and homicide by firearms. It would be foolish to see that as a coincidence.

To endorse owning guns is to turn a blind eye to the deaths of children. Sandy Hook seemed to prove that Americans care more about owning lumps of metal than innocent lives because nothing has improved since then. Admittedly, I am without hope, because if that tragedy didn’t wake the country up, nothing will, but my argument still needs to be made. The injustice is too great to be ignored. Children are the future and poor gun control causes the death of far too many each year. In 2015, 265 children accidentally shot themselves or someone else. This isn’t a problem that can be solved by teaching young people proper weapon handling or running background checks; these toddlers were too young and it was just an accident. Only the elimination of firearms can stop that. No matter how much someone wants to go shooting or have that extra sense of protection from a gun, they would be a monster to believe that is worth hundreds of children being shot yearly.

Let me talk about two major fears that have followed me the past few years: school shootings and teenage suicide. Schools should be a safe space for young people and now they’re riddled with anxiety caused by so much more than exams. Between other students who acted suspiciously and the wariness of unknown adults walking the halls, there was a genuine fear the underlied every day I spent in high school. There have been 188 school shootings in America in the last three years. Children are at risk and educational institutions have turned into the backdrops for revenge plots and crazed acts of destruction. Sometimes this can be self destruction, too. Teenage years are some of the most difficult in anyone’s life and full of issues that are constantly belittled by adults and blown out of proportion by peers. Mix this with the rise in mental illness and the death wishes of teenagers almost become understandable. In 2013, 876 teenagers died from suicide by firearm. Killing yourself with a gun is almost too simple. These young people didn’t even have to think twice. They just pulled a trigger and that was it. Without such easy access to guns, unstable people wouldn’t be able to take their lives nearly as easily.

In The Taming of the Shrew Shakespeare wrote “our lances are but straws”. That line has been running through my mind a lot the past few days. No matter what words or facts I use to express how wrong the owning of firearms is, people at large refuse to listen. It might be my age, gender, or their general stubbornness causing this. What I  write may not make a difference, but if I do not put the emotions of my fellow millennials down in writing it will take me apart from the inside out. I hate feeling like a target. I hate that politicians won’t change anything no matter how much they tweet their condolences because the NRA is giving them money. I hate that the LGBTQ community was finally being accepted into the world only to have their fear be re-instilled by a madman with a gun. It is so easy for individuals to act on their hatred nowadays and shoot up whatever they don’t agree with. Singers and children are being killed because of someone else’s agenda. The only thing we have to rely on is faith that other people will be good and not choose to murder the innocent, and I have never lived in a world where that is enough. In 2015, there were 372 mass shootings in the USA. Imagine 372 of anything. Realize that there were more mass shootings than days in the year. Try to carry on with everyday life without fear or anger.

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Monday, 6 June 2016

Of Pre-Orders and Panties

Let's start off this blog with a picture of my sexy new book cover:
Isn't she beautiful? If you're here you probably already know it features two female, asexual protagonists and is available for pre-order at this location: https://www.harmonyinkpress.com/books/we-awaken-by-calista-lynne-399-b

All the cheesiness you could ever hope for from a young adult novel lies on those pages. Enough about that, though. Let's move on to panties. They're a delightful invention, truly. See, I'm a steward at a rather famous London theatre. It's great even if the other stewards get a bit salty at times about the shows.

It just so happens that the other night I was in the audience at the same time as an actress doing a striptease which led to me tripping her and getting a fistful of panties. She wasn't overly thrilled to say the least.
This nameless celebrity wears size 8 M&S underwear if anyone was curious.

Something that's even more exciting- and less intimidating- than the celebrities on stage are those in the audience. I won't bore you with explanations of how I compare the compatibility of my height with Game of Thrones stars regularly, but know that I'm hoping it leads to me marrying one for duel citizenship. A girl can dream.

As you can see, I'm not the most adept at living in London. From ending up in Essex when I meant to get to Ikea and never understanding British sarcasm, I live in a state of constant bafflement. Still, my novel is coming out and I'm having a fantastic time.

Stay stellar!